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Joke of the Day

"Customer asking Bin Laden in Bar ( i need /u/yourjokeexplainedhere Customer: ""I'll have a Bin Laden, please."" Barman: ""Sir, what is dat?"" Customer: ""Two shots and a splash of water."""

"I just brought a new computer... When i turned it on, instead of saying ""Welcome"", it said "" Hello"". It's a Dell."

"Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun."

"A haiku to my boss who asked me to work this weekend: Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha no"

"__________________________________________ Just drawing the line somewhere on R/Jokes"

"How do you know if hippies have been in your house? They are still there."

"A great white shark is just a normal shark with khakis and a high credit score."

"Jesus fed 5000 people with one fish. Holy mackerel."

"I guess I'm getting old. Now when I hear ""Pour Some Sugar On Me"" I think of 2 things. Who's cleaning it up and I hope we don't get ants."

"How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!"