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Joke of the Day
"A dyslexic woman walks into a bar And puts it on"
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"TIL it's impossible to stick your tongue out and look up at the same time That's right get it in there"
"I always wanted to be Batman when I was younger. Not because of the money or the gadgets. I just hated my parents."
"Me:I think I just saw the main guy from Transformers you know, ol' what's his name Friend: Shia Lebouff Me: Yeah, the one whose a truck"
"""International Women's Day......Cause it's not like you want attention on any other day..."""
"Vader: I'll teach you the Death Star's power Leia: By blowing up my planet? Vader: By showing you a PowerPoint presentation Leia: NOOO!!!"
"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"Him: Productive conference call? Me: Hell yeah. I painted my toes, posted 6 pictures on IG, and got in one solid nap."
"Which race is the most racist? The human one."
"They told us to get in formation So, I started investigating."