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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese millionare? Ching-Ching."
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"My friend asked me why I still buy vinyl. I told him 'Records are always a sound purchase.'"
"Mountains are funny. They're hill areas."
"What kills thousands of smokers a year? Natural Causes"
"What is Superman's greatest weakness? A bucking horse."
"The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week. There was no coffin at the funeral"
"87% of my day is spent remembering my kids names and my anniversary and stuff and the other 57% is trying to do math."
"Eating a block of cheese is probably the most delicious way to figure out it's time to get some groceries."
"Alien 1: What are the Humans doing? Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I."
"Donald Trump, candidate for President, reaffirmed for America that we shouldn't worry about the size of his genitals. Now that's classy... With a capital KKK."