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Joke of the Day

"I asked when my gym membership was up and the dude said ""day before Valentine's Day"" like I'm some genius who knows when Valentine's Day is."

"The hardest part about eating a vegetable... Manipulating the wheel chair."

"Did you hear that Jenner accident was actually caused by the car? Bruce was having tranny problems."

"*Morgan Freeman time travels back to 1810* Morgan Slaveman"

"Teacher:""Okay class, time to take a test. Please take out your no.2 pencils."" *Takes out no.1 pencil* ( )"

"Q: Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat? A: She wanted to wash up on shore."

"A Man has a strange disorder. Whenever he gets worked up, he sweats coffee. He really can pore the coffee."

"I know a really good joke Braden"

"What is stronger than Ronda Rousey? Her anti-depressants."

"If you wondered if I was on the naughty list this year, I should probably tell you that the best gift I got was a packing peanut."