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Joke of the Day

"My dog can eat more condoms than your honor student."

"what You Call That 'THING'. After two hours of row, some big oaths,search of your wallet,mobile phone checking,and negative comments you can not make one 'THING' satisfied and thats called 'WIFE'."

"Why do record collectors have bad sex lives? They're always complaining about the 10"" they don't have."

"I hate it when people show up at MY house, knock on MY door, and then ask me why I'm not wearing pants."

"Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ""I am beautiful"", which tense is it? Student: Obviously it is the past tense."

"I bet the skeletons, in my gay coworker's closet, are having a dress up party with fabulous clothes."

"Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries? Drunken Donuts"

"The elevators aren't working and I work on the 10th floor. I just may become the first person ever to call in sick from the security desk."

"Serial killer or nerd If a guy has a knife collection he's a serial killer if he has a sword collection he's just a nerd."

"Want to hear a joke about construction? Sorry, it still isn't finished yet."