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Joke of the Day

"Please don't put out your cigarettes in the urinal... they are so damn hard to light up again."

"Yo mamma's so fat when she went on vacation, the locals correctly identified her as an American"

"What's the opposite of ""lily white""? A racist term of some sort."

"Scientists just discovered a contraceptive better than a condom It's called your face"

"*Jesus looks over bill from last supper* ""It looks like a fair tip would be about 30 silver."" ""I got this!"" Judas yells, almost too quickly."

"You won't drink away the alcoholism."

"I know this guy who prematurely ejaculates and he just comes out of no where..."

"What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!"

"""I'm $50 away from getting free shipping which is only $5 and what I want is $12 so I need to spend $38 more to save money."" -my brain"

"Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA? Because women can't drive"