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Joke of the Day
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"I can't stand pedophiles - Fucking immature assholes."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? ""How long have you been having this phantasy?"""
"Being clean and sober' means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store."
"How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Two. One to eat it, another to look out for traffic!"
"What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke? Close the door and go to /r/Eyebleach."
"What do you call Dementors that breed? Sementors."
"That dress looks great on you, but it would look even better on my floor. *buys identical dress, throws it on the ground*"
"The drinking age in Alabama has changed to 25 Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school"
"How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass? Irresistible"