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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke about construction? Sorry, it still isn't finished yet."
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"Lighten up your drive-thru experience by saying ""I just need two buns"" into the speaker then pulling up with a live cow in your backseat."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you drink through that?"""
"I have beiber fever; every time i hear about him i get sick."
"The cops did a high-risk raid on a drug operation located at a barn I guess you could say it was a *high steak operation*"
"""Donald Trump is feuding with the Pope"" is like the 7th Onion headline that's become real life in this election season"
"Your Mother.. Your mother is so classless she could be marxist utopia."
"Takes a second to understand. The more suicidal people, the less suicidal people."
"What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!"
"Who always gets to the LGBT rally the fastest? The lesbians, because they leave lickety-split. Meanwhile, the gay guys are still packing their shit."