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Joke of the Day

"Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them ""Get out. We don't serve your type here."""

"Why are there so many fish in the sea? They're always getting hooked up"

"Pornhub and Redtube have a meeting and the rest was all history."

"Know why the number of rape cases is rising? Cause they keep saying "" NO! ""."

"You know those old movies with Jackie Chan where he is reluctant to fight in the beginning, but then he warms up starts swinging like there is no tomorrow?! ... I'm the same way with drinking."

"There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says You man the guns, I'll drive'"

"Internet, you've made a compelling argument. Sleep: present your case."

"Proper grammar is the difference... ... between knowing your shit and not knowing you're shit."

"I thought we were both kidding when we made plans for me to watch your kid."

"What do you call a bouncy plane? Boeing Boeing Boeing"