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Joke of the Day
"Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking in tents!"
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"A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band... But he didn't have enough soul."
"Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male."
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"I needed a password 8 characters long .. .. so I used Snow White and the Seven Dwarves"
"I find it really annoying that eating food doesn't heal wounds like I was led to believe as a kid. Damn Nintendo."
"I heard dogs like to play with balls ...so I decided to get out the peanut butter"
"#ItsTheEndOfTheWorldAnd I'm going to run with scissors and swim immediately after eating!!!"
"I put my root beer into a square glass... now it's just beer."
"What did one bodybuilder ask the other? How much do you whey bro?"