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Joke of the Day

"Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking in tents!"

"What do nosy peppers do? They get jalapeno business. :)"

"Why is cupid bad at basketball? When he shoots, someone else scores."

"(NSFW) A pedophile and a little boy walk into the woods.. The boy says ""it's really dark out here, I'm scared."" The pedophile looks at him and says ""you're scared?! I have to walk back alone!"""

"Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber."

"My son came home from school in tears. ""My girlfriend slept with my best friend,"" he said. I said, ""That's very flattering, I never knew I was your best friend."""

"This new digital camera says the shutter speed is so fast you can photograph a hummingbird's wings, or a woman with her mouth shut."

"What do you call a slutty vegan A herbivwhore"

"LION: Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep. SHEEP: Shaun thinks your mane looks ridiculous. LION: *upset* Shaun said that?"

"The reason angels can fly... ...is that they take themselves lightly. **G. K. Chesterton**"