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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a slutty vegan A herbivwhore"
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"Q: When should you charge a battery? A: When you can't pay cash."
"A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Hey we don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom replies. ""Why not, I'm a fungi"""
"How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire."
"What do you call a group of racist mathematicians? The K^3"
"A spic and a nigger are falling from the top of the empire states building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares?"
"Pooped without my phone this morning, just like Gandhi."
"What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common? Both were shot before a live audience."
"Would it be wrong to give terminally ill children tattoos? I mean... it's not like they'll grow up to regret them. :("
"Maybe, just once, someone will call me ma'am without adding, ""You're making a scene"""