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Joke of the Day
"Why is cupid bad at basketball? When he shoots, someone else scores."
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"Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags? Me: Kidding? At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me."
"COWORKER: I'm my own biggest critic. ME: Haha, trust me. You aren't."
"What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck."
"I may have no one rocking my world right now, but I have no one ruining it either!"
"I always give 110%. Oops. Left out the decimal point. I always give 1.10%."
"Two men see a dog licking its nads The first man says, ""I wish I could do that."" The second man says, ""What do you mean? Anyone can lick a dog's nads."""
"Perhaps one day he'll meet his Girl Fieri."
"Lynyrd Skynyrd wrote a song about how great Alabama is, and the only thing they could come up with is that the sky is really blue."
"LOL pills that say don't take with alcohol. Ok Doc, how do YOU suggest I take my medication then?"