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Joke of the Day

"I just saw an ad for a bulletproof briefcase. The real question is: why does your briefcase have so many enemies?"

"Sex is like dark humor Not everyone gets it."

"What good is a space heater, it's cold here on Earth."

"If you ask me what my favorite rock band is and I'm being subjective, I'd say The Who. If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom."

"What do you call a group of whales playing music together? An Orcastra"

"What do you get when you kiss a bird? Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!"

"What did the saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""Man, if we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."""

"What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an arsehole? Barack Obama's Tie"

"Why do women have trouble parking? Because men tell them that 6"" is more than it actually is."

"Married people always ask when you're getting married like they get points for recruiting to their club of misery."