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Joke of the Day

"So I see your name is tiff I should hook you up with my friend gif, he's just like you only a little more animated"

"I like my coffee like I like my butt hole... Without a penis in it."

"I got kicked out of my club cuddling team today.. ..turns out they frown on the use of performance enhancing hugs."

"I wish there were more dry sex acts like dry-humping. I think I'd really enjoy dry 69."

"A man started a business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. ""It's going well,"" he said. ""Prophets are going through the roof."""

"What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around? 420 raze it!"

"God is cruel God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed."

"My doctor is so young that, when I need them, he just comes in the room shouting, ""Shots! Shots! Shots!"""

"A man wrapped in only saran wrap walks into a psychiatrist's office... ...the psychiatrist says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"Hey my American friend, I heard you like Football jersey's so I got you the new Irish Kit!! *Um, Bro?*"