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Joke of the Day

"So I see your name is tiff I should hook you up with my friend gif, he's just like you only a little more animated"

"*At funeral* ""Your Mom is so fat"" I said eulogy, not roast. ""oh right, I'm sorry. Your mom WAS so fat..."""

"A man goes to see a psychologist wear only plastic wrap on his whole body The psychologist says well I can see your nuts"

"Germans today are so lazy; It's been more than 70 years since they last invaded their neighbors"

"What did Bill say to Hillary after sex? ""I'll be home in 20 minutes."""

"I've always thought chicken breasts just come from female chickens, but it turns out they come from males as well. I suppose that means that I've literally eaten a ton of cock in my life."

"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key"

"Hey guys, does anyone have an averagely long horror story that just ends in a pun? Any comments appreciated!"

"I've got a good one, but make sure you're indoors before you read it. It's an inside joke."

"How many syllables does the word ""Gloria"" have? CATHOLICS: 18"