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Joke of the Day

"After years of failure, the ""scientist"" that had been trying to create a fake urine nearly went mad after he drank his first Miller Lite."

"Why are there fences around a graveyard? People are dying to get in."

"Why is a gay God purty cool? Because he makes two Adams smash together"

"The great thing about being a guy is I don't have to put on a ""face"" to go outside. All I have to do is make sure my nutsack isn't showing and I'm pretty much golden"

"Obviously I've considered doing porn since I have this huge... butthole."

"What does a time traveller do when he's hungry? He goes back four seconds!"

"I was going to write a book about my knowledge of tea.. But i decided against it since it would only be a Novel Tea."

"your dad wrote a letter to harambe his pen is out for harambe"

"What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? A good start"

"Me: This ""Fear the Walking Dead"" show is really creepy. Wife: This is the Video Music Awards."