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Joke of the Day

"After years of failure, the ""scientist"" that had been trying to create a fake urine nearly went mad after he drank his first Miller Lite."

"What does a self-conscious vampire say? ""I'm going to suck.."""

"Wario has just revealed his campaign slogan 'We need to build a wah'"

"I used to think it was no big deal that my gums bled whenever I flossed, but I talked to my dentist about it and she said that it can actually be a bad sign. So now I never floss."

"I'm trying to envision something more fitting than this election actually ending in a Biden-Trump fist fight and i cannot"

"I used to be a door to door vacuum salesman... That shit sucked."

"If I had a nickel for every time someone called me OCD I'd have 27 dollars and 15 cents."

"mike hawk is huge !!!"

"How many cops dose it take to change a light bulb? 5 one to replace the bulb and 4 to beat the room for being black."

"Heisenberg got pulled over by the cops for speeding Winding down his window, he was greeted by a shout of ""Do you know how fast you were going?!"" ""Not a clue, but I know *exactly* where I was."""