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Joke of the Day

"A WASP LANDED ON MY BARE FOOT AND NOW I KNOW HOW TO RIVERDANCE."

"Where do the Sith shop? At the Darth Maul. :3"

"Just saw the book ""Marriage for Dummies."" Shouldn't there be an ""is"" in there somewhere?"

"At my job I am forced to deal with more cunts than a gynecologist."

"I had an idea for a suit made entirely of banana skins... but no one seemed to find it very appealing."

"Prison seems to have it all. Free food, free housing, free sex."

"My doctor just told me I'm a compulsive liar. Then she gave me a blow job in her office."

"Can't wait for it to get dark earlier so I can pick my nose in traffic."

"If r/jokes was a person, what organ would he be having problems with? De-liver"

"Wife: Did you eat an ENTIRE half-gallon of ice cream?!?! Me: It was getting freezer-burned. W: I just bought it today! Me: Crazy freezer."