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Joke of the Day
"If I say I love you, don't read too much into it. I just told this cheesecake that I love it, too."
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"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway there."
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it! (Not sure of the spelling, heard it from someone)."
"Radio from an American boat: Mayday, mayday. We are sinking! Radio back from a German rescue ship: What are you sinking about?"
"Perks of dating me: You will be the hot one"
"What did PSY say when he choked on a burger? Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style."
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread."
"A black man catches a goldfish and it says ""If you let me go ill give you one wish!"". He replies why do I get 1 and everyone else 3? ""Because you're a fucking nigger"""
"I bet if a renaissance artist traveled through time to a modern museum, they'd be like: ""Uh-oh. Someone leaked my nudes."""
"Letsh Have Shex! -Horny Sean Connery"