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Joke of the Day
"I am ""cool"" and ""chill"" and ""stuck inside the walk in freezer."""
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"Why were the twin towers sad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane."
"Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No but if you hum a few bars I might be able to sing along with you."
"If Trump becomes president, I would really like to see how Republicans are going to defend him for doing the same thing Obama did: Nothing."
"He always tells the jokes out of order Why would Tarantino be a terrible comedian?"
"[God Creating Dads] God: Ah, yes. Think I'm done Dads: Hi Done, we're Dads! God: Dads: God: *creates the adjustable thermostat*"
"What will be served at Trump's inagural dinner? Crackers."
"What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common? They're both wondering where their ninjas are at."
"""How am I driving?"" No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car."
"What's the difference between a Russian ambassador and a chicken? The Russian ambassador is Turkey"