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Joke of the Day

"To the woman with the screaming kids in Walmart: If you're wondering how the condoms got in your cart....You're welcome"

"You politely tap a jogger with your car one time, and suddenly you get labeled a hero."

"A study was just conducted to see what the #1 fear in humans is The results came back, and it's cats. But something seems a little off. They've only done testing on mice so far"

"Then: Me: I want McDonald's Mom: Do you have McDonald's money? Now: Mom: I want grandkids Me: Do you have grandkids money??"

"8: hey dad can you make me a sandwich? me: poof! you're a sandwich 8: .... me: no"

"What do crack addicts sing while caroling? All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!"

"\What is the leading cause for pedophelia? Sexy kids."

"Got kicked off the cruise ship after three day of constantly saying ""poop deck"" & snickering."

"Did you hear about the crazy train that went on a killing spree? Authorities believe it had a loco motive."

"Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!"