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Joke of the Day

"I got catcalled by the garbagemen outside my house this morning... They know a good piece of trash when they see one."

"TIL in 1937 the Germans sank their own U-boat instead of the American USS Anders. ""Sorry, wrong sub"""

"What's the spaciest kind of camel? Andromedary"

"iTunes has got it all wrong. The hottest single of the year is me."

"The trick to successfully backing out of a parking space is to not care what happens to you or anyone else."

"What is empty and spins round and round? A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim."

"My neighbourhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."

"Why can't two blind people get along? They can't see eye to eye."

"Man spills highly valuable can of concentrated oxygen ""It was an oxidant!"", he was heard to say later."

"My father thinks himself an expert at cutting through busy sidewalks. I consider his ability rather pedestrian."