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Joke of the Day
"What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward? [OC] A receeding Herr line."
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"Before phones were invented Were dick pics called junk mail?"
"So they're making a Hulk body wash... You apply it with a Loofah Rigno."
"Why is it so tough being a paedophile? It's hard fitting in."
"Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts? He dislikes ~~poles~~ polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words? It hard :("
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"If you break up and get back together more than twice, I will not listen or care about your relationship problems you idiot."
"How to kill time. Hold your right ear with your lett hand and your nose with your right hand, then hold your left ear with your right hand and your nose with your left hand, and repeat and repeat."
"I tried to bring my dead friend to class with me, but the teacher kicked him out. Guess he's too ghoul for school."
"Why do Asians have squinty eyes? because their future is so bright"