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Joke of the Day
"Why do Asians have squinty eyes? because their future is so bright"
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"What does a guy who's self-conscious about his uncircumcised penis say to his barber? Just a little off the tip- I mean top."
"My proctologist gave me two thumbs up. Which I did not appreciate."
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Without a penis"
"In high school they called me donkey dick. I got that name because... it was short for Donald Keith Richards."
"What did the buffalo said to its bisexual son? Bi, son. ^^^^it's ^^^^a ^^^^three ^^^^in ^^^^one ^^^^joke"
"What an adorable idea. My coworkers have been writing names on food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yogurt called Debbie."
"Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others."
"Let's have all your football jokes, I'll start . . . ""What's the most dangerous job in the NFL?"" Sucking the air out of Tom Brady's balls."
"My friend asked me to take a look at something on r/jokes I replied, ""No thanks, I already reddit."""