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Joke of the Day
"bacon and eggs walk into a bar bartender says: ""I'm sorry, we don't serve breakfast."""
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"Your mom is temporarily in read-only mode due to heavy traffic. The joke is Reddit's servers. Get it together!"
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"I will gladly eat anything I find in a fridge unless you put your name on it, in which case I will be full of guilt and shame when I eat it."
"Why couldn't the incontinent man print his documents? He couldn't Ctrl+P"
"How do you think the unthinkable ? ""With an itheberg."" - Mike Tyson"
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"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub"