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Joke of the Day
"How do you think the unthinkable ? ""With an itheberg."" - Mike Tyson"
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"How do you make a nun pregnant? (fixed) NSFW Dress her up as an altar boy and hope he misses."
"What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection? I can maintain polite conversation."
"Roger Federer asked what the large silver dish was for. ""Seconds"", they replied."
"Every time I think I've got the perfect family they escape."
"Why was the couch afraid of the chair? The chair was armed."
"Whenever teachers say 'show your work', just write a bunch of numbers down and hope they're tired that night."
"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it is going to about 7 episodes."
"I really dislike my CW, so everyday I steal a Kleenex from her desk. In about 500 days, she's gonna be pissed."
"I'm going to name my dog ""Syndrome"". Whenever he jumps on someone, I can yell, ""Down Syndrome!""."