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Joke of the Day

"Your mom is temporarily in read-only mode due to heavy traffic. The joke is Reddit's servers. Get it together!"

"Social butterfly? Nah. I'm more like a social Sasquatch. Some people swear they've seen me, but no one really believes them."

"I told my girlfriend she should work at UPS She's good at handling packages"

"Q: Why do cows moo? A: Because their horns don't work."

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you."

"Don't be sad dirty dishes, nobody's doing me either."

"The only b word you should call a woman is beautiful. B!tches love to be called beautiful."

"Women are good for 70 things Cooking and 69"

"What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you."

"How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down? He keeps a log"