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Joke of the Day
"What came first, the Chicken or the Egg? That depends on which one you had for starters"
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"An alcoholic, a pedophile and a Catholic priest walk in to a bar and the bartender says... [""Oh, Father O'Bannon, you're alone tonight?""](/spoiler)"
"I bumped into my old English teacher. He said, ""What's new?"" I said, ""It's an adjective."""
"A stress ball, made of concrete, and to throw at the person who's stressing you out."
"Caller: My goodness Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!"
"I was in the shower when I had a miscarriage. Worst baby shower ever."
"A man is going to sleep, when his wife decides to surprise him with a blowjob"
"I'm so confused when the TV voice before a show I'm about to watch says, ""For mature audiences only."" Can I watch or not?"
"So I guess the EU I guess the EU has 1 GB of free space now"
"If they took all the money spent on making Godzilla movies, they could've probably just made an actual Godzilla by now."