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Joke of the Day
"Keep reaching for the stars but get a better deodorant."
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"Me: lets go get a drink! Friend: what's the occasion? Me: ... Friend: ... Me: I don't understand the question."
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"My dick hangs off to the left a bit. I guess you could say that it's a tiny bit cockeyed."
"Son: ""Dad! I answered a question today in class that no-one else could answer!"" Dad: ""That's my boy! What was the question?"" Son: ""Who's farted"""
"You know why fencers subscribe to /r/Jokes? Because they always appreciate a riposte."
"What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it."
"My friend Amanda is an entrepreneur... She decided to create a cross-dressing boutique. She called it ""Amanda's A Man, Duh""."
"its cool that chameleons can blend in with their environment but at a certain points it's like just do u homie!!!"
"Camouflage training The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, ""I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning."" ""Thank you very much, sir."""