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Joke of the Day

"Camouflage training The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, ""I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning."" ""Thank you very much, sir."""

"Two Communists are hanging out at a nudist park... One says, ""So, have you read Marx?"" ""Yeah, it's these damn wicker chairs."""

"So there's a guy with a speech impediment.... It's funny because his life is hard, and he was relentlessly ridiculed in grade school."

"How do you keep your dog young for longer? [Terrible OC] Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!"

"What's the difference between Trump and a bucket of shit I don't have a shit bucket in my garage"

"I don't trust a restaurant that advertises ""Now with more bacon!"" because it means they were holding out on me to begin with."

"Stacy wanted to keep our relationship professional That's when I knew she was a prostitute."

"Toilet humor Why was the toilet scared? Because shit was about to go down!"

"A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... But he didn't have root access."

"Your mother is so stupid, she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."