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Joke of the Day

"its cool that chameleons can blend in with their environment but at a certain points it's like just do u homie!!!"

"What do you call a 3 humped camel? Pregnant."

"What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!"

"It seems like everything is made in China... ...except for babies. They're made in VaChina"

"And then God made Saturn. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it."

"What is 6.9? A really great thing ruined by a period."

"I dropped acid this morning The teacher made us evacuate the lab."

"Have a burning hatred for questions and people? YOU could be a medical receptionist!"

"who called it carrying your cell phone in your front pocket instead of hot signals in your area"

"3 great kings Teacher: ""Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?"" Student: "" Smo-king"", Drin-king and Fuc-king"""