71377
Joke of the Day
"When people ask me how old I am, I always say 45. They all think I look AMAZING for my age."
Next Joke
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breathe damn it, breathe!"""
"Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs"
"I made a short joke today... It wasn't very funny."
"A gay black guy, a Jewish midget and a gypsy jump off the Empire State Building at the same time. Who hits the ground first? Who gives a shit?"
"Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ? He flew 57 missions !"
"what do you call the most famous canadian hacking group? anonymoose."
"Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?"
"What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women? The former is a band of cunning runts..."
"Just got my drivers license and I'm already getting compliments! Someone left a note on my car which said ""Parking fine!"" I was so happy :)"