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Joke of the Day

"Oral can make your whole day Anal can make your hole weak."

"My teenage son Filbert was ejected from the Young Republicans for naming his pet lizard Bernie Salamanders. You bet your buns he's grounded."

"I need Hike Employee: I need Hike. H.R : Install it from play store."

"Islam is a religion of peace Piece of you here, piece of you there"

"How does a black woman stop crime? She gets an abortion."

"What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou? Caribou can't fly."

"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic? Going inside to ask for a coat hanger."

"What would santa be if he was a farmer? A jolly rancher."

"[NSFW] I met a girl called Michelle at a bar... Her: Hi, I am Michelle Me: I am Donaldson, but people sometimes call me Dick. Her: How do you get Dick from Donaldson? Me: You ask nicely."

"Did you know... Did you know that Jews were the biggest magicians during World War 2. They entered trough the door and exited trough the chimney."