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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Hellen Keller play piano? Because she's fucking dead."
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Oggggh (Gagging noise)"
"Carving a boob into a tree would be pretty cool, Wooden tit?"
"whips out Motorola razr and texts mom ""drive me to hot topic or none of my friends will love me"""
"Ok, so, for some reason, my lesbian neighbours just gave me a brand new Rolex... I think they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch."""
"A fish is swimming down a river when it hits its head on a big wall of stone and says ""dam."""
"There's a brand new cemetery in town Everybody is dying to get in"
"The more I think about it the more I fucking HATE Rutherford B. Hayes!"
"Hear about the Donald's ""high energy"" masturbation kit? Tweezers and a magnifying glass."
"My coworker who believes Jesus Christ was the immaculately conceived son of God who rose from the dead can't believe it's Monday already."