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Joke of the Day

"A grasshopper walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, I've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies, ""You've got a drink named Bob?"""

"Why does the Avon lady walk funny? Because her lips stick"

"As hillbillies age, they're called hillwilliams."

"What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents? A wharfanage"

"Help! I was in Chipotle and a Vampire Weekend song came on and now I'm a Toms shoe!"

"What's the difference between how black men treat their beer and their children? If a black man asks you to hold his beer, you can be sure that he'll come back for it."

"I contacted and arranged for a meet with an undercover FBI agent to show my skills in deduction and reasoning.. Unfortunately,a 14 yr old girl showed up at the coffee shop"

"""I'm sorry I could never do that for you,"" said the cat sulking away after catching me on the internet looking at pics of cats in space."

"What's the great thing about having aids for gay men No need to worry about getting it again"

"An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scotsman get a genetic test He was surprised by the results."