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Joke of the Day

"I usually base my religious and political beliefs on flyers and pamphlets handed to me on the street."

"[Little Caesar's meeting] ""We need a new, clever slogan"" *everyone looks at Jim* Jim: Um... Pizza...Pizza? ""Jim...U just saved this company"""

"What's the worst thing about 1 ply toilet paper? It's already shitty before you use it."

"What does an elephant use for a tampon? A sheep."

"Why didn't the tree like to play checkers? Because it was a chesnut tree."

"My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived."

"There was two people in the bus I wasn't the one who farted"

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Who needs light bulbs under a glass ceiling?"

"Kevin Hart said that he has turned down roles because the characters were gay, which is weird because I didn't think he knew the word ""no."""