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Joke of the Day
"What can you use to fill your butt crack? Ass-fault"
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"I can't afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring"
"I squared my root beer... ...now it's just a beer."
"Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!"
"What organ do only British people have? The Eng gland."
"14 years ago tonight, a loaf of frozen reindeer shit fell from the sky & struck my father, killing him instantly."
"I bought a new stick of deodorant today and the instructions say to remove the top and push up bottom I can barely walk now but when I fart the room smells lovely"
"Have you heard about the new super-popular broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation"
"What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating in the air? You shout, ""Drop it, Nigga!"""
"Did you hear the one about the 2 gay ghosts? They kept giving each other the willies!"