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Joke of the Day
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are efficient and don't have humor."
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"Not trying to be racist or ignorant but...nnseriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike."
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"Lost your keys? Why not try looking in the same two places 16 times whilst getting increasingly angrier"
"I made a Wooden Engine.. Everyone was shocked to see that it wood work."
"What do fake news sites and porn subreddits have in common? No source."
"How many kids does a sterile German have? Nein."
"A buddy gave me some of his pee in a jar so I could pass a drug screen. I failed, which is weird, cause I drank ALL of it."
"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Oh, wait, they're done."
"Sometimes I feel a seal is just a neutral sea lion Neutral as in Without an ion"