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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench The NBA"

"What do you call two physicians? Paradox."

"If I could travel back in time I wouldn't kill Hitler, but I would write him a scathing book review called 'Mein Kampffft."""

"I've been sleeping with my pocket knife these days... It fucking hurts!"

"Why did EA cross the road? The punchline for this joke is 0.99$"

"What do you call a pit full of donkeys? An asshole."

"Why have the French lost the war? They have to eat a dessert after each meal."

"Today I saw a guy on the street wearing a ""Stop Snitching"" shirt I asked him where he got it. he wouldnt tell me."

"That awkward moment when Batman opens the condom compartment instead of the Batarang compartment in his utility belt."

"Most kids today wont understand the joy of playing with the telephone cord."