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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench The NBA"

"What did Sheldon say to Penny? BaZINCa!!"

"What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy? En-dwarf-ins"

"What should you do if you see your TV floating? Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy."

"Why does Uranus look so smooth compared to other gas giants in our solar system?"

"Asked my dad to explain how big a thousandth of an inch is. ""when you go for a deep ass scratch and you look at your finger and sure it may look clean, but then you smell it."""

"What is the saddest thing in you're life? That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer...."

"The most tedious aspect of my job is the part where I have to jiggle the mouse every 30 minutes to keep the screensaver from activating."

"What did the Italian say when the eel swam by? That's a Moray."

"One of the funniest jokes on reddit. /r/atheism"