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Joke of the Day
"What would happen if the Earth was a Cube? We'd all be cubans. ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry"
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"The world is my oyster. Expensive and gross."
"Never trust someone who tells you mashed cauliflower tastes just like mashed potatoes. They'll lie to you about other things, too."
"How do you get your stomach pumped? Swallow a speaker playing ""Remember the Name"""
"Why was the Robot angry at the engineer? Because he screwed his wife!"
"How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms!"
"I made my wife change her name to Dick. Now people laugh whenever I joke about beating her all day long."
"I went to the dentist. I sat down in the chair and he said, ""Open up for me..."" ""OK,"" I said, ""my parents don't love me very much."""
"Doctor: You need a kidney transplant. Me: A transplant? Dr: Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. I know where each one is buried. Me:"
"Why don't ducks become doctors? They are afraid of accusations of quackery"