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Joke of the Day
"AI walks to the human AI: ""I relieve you, sir!"" Human: ""I am relieved."""
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"Earlier today at a coffee shop, I spilled my drink all over the paper I was working on. The barista looked over and said, ""Well, essay chai tea happens."""
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"What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south? Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!"
"Nothing says ""I'm single"" like a string cheese wrapper in the bathroom trash can."
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"It's a shame what happened to the Dolphins's parents...... I can't imagine being an Orfin"