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Joke of the Day
"There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it."
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"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes."
"The word of the day is legs... Spread the word!"
"Mind: Be careful to protect yourself and don't jump right in. Heart: CANNONBALL!!!"
"I taught my parents something today... ...I guess they learned from their mistake"
"My old dog What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing. He wont come when you call."
"What's Gemma Teller's favorite herb? Taragon"
"crisis in the morning, crisis in the evening, crisis at suppertime. in an indifferent universe, you can have an existential crisis anytime!"
"What's the most racist place in a house? The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites."
"What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"