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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !"

"I'll stab someone if they hurt my kids. Or touch my nachos."

"Meat, eggs, and a blow job: which one doesn't belong? A blow job, because you can beat your eggs, you can beat your meat, but you can't beat a blow job!"

"""Dad why was I called Holly?"" cos u were born at a special time of year ""And me dad?"" yes Summer and u too ""And me too dad?"" yes Easter-Egg"

"My father's sister is obsessed with killing germs, we call her Auntie Bacterial."

"Have you heard about the new club with the gloryholes? It's just a little hole in the wall."

"Dark chocolate tastes like chocolate that started doing CrossFit."

"*Me getting pulled over* Me:license and registration please? Guy police officer :I pulled u over.. Me:do u really want to argue with me?"

"We never knew he was always drunk... ...until he showed up to work sober."

"I told my girlfriend her bond villain nickname is Winter Snow... Because she is so flakey I then called her Nigerian Prince for not delivering on her promises. True story"