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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !"
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"""I V E M U R D E R E D S E V E N P E O P L E"" would be a fun eye chart for a doctor to have"
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"What's a bad way to stop a pedophile? Tell him to think of the children."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chest ! Chest who ? Chest-nuts for sale !"