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Joke of the Day
"What does the physicist have to eat when he goes to the pub? Fission chips."
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"Boss: Are you high? Me: You and I both know that I don't make enough money to have a drug habit."
"Osama, Ghaddafi, and Kim Jong Il? Santa must be taking his naughty list a tad seriously this year."
"What do you do after raping a blind, deaf and mute girl? Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone."
"Nearly Christmas... PEOPLE say that every dog has its day. How right they are. We got a dog for Christmas, got bored with it and had it put down on Boxing Day."
"I don't really care who came first, the chicken or the egg. I'm just glad somebody decided both could be broken and fried."
"[Microsoft Outlook developer meeting] ""we need to tell users when their inbox is full"" how do we do that? ""we send them another email"" nice"
"My girlfriend said she was finishing with me because of my obssession with flowers. I said ""Where's all this stemming from, petal?"""
"""The first guy to suggest peeing on a jellyfish sting was called a pervert but it worked"" I said to my wife as she complained of a toothache"
"Did you hear about that pirate movie? It's rated ""Arrrrrrrr!"""