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Joke of the Day

"Nearly Christmas... PEOPLE say that every dog has its day. How right they are. We got a dog for Christmas, got bored with it and had it put down on Boxing Day."

"A blind man walks into a bar.. And a table. And a chair."

"Does the world really need another rhetorical question?"

"How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in their ear. "

"Hubs: Kids are still asleep! Know what that means? Me: We have to be quick! *Runs to the hidden box of Cocoa Puffs and pours 2 big bowls*"

"I am finally going to stop procrastinating. Starting tomorrow..."

"Why can't Hillary Clinton be called a female? Because she deleted the emale."

"Look Mr. Tech Support Dude, you asked if I had any more questions. Sorry if ""What are you wearing?"" wasn't what you had in mind."

"A guitarist was sent to jail for fingering a minor"