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Joke of the Day

"It's good to know how to jerk off sometimes... It comes in handy."

"First date Her: So what do you do? Him: I'm currently trying to eliminate all cancers Her: Wow, impressive Him: Then I'll move on to Virgos"

"What's the best part about fingering a Gypsy on her period? You get your palm read at the same time...."

"It may not be ""politically correct"" to say this... ...but there are over one million U.S Senators."

"The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range."

"They say only pedophiles won't get this joke..."

"I thought Snapchat was just a conversation with a sassy black woman."

"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Well, will you look at that, it's a tie!"

"What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album? The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me"

"No thanks, flu shot. I look forward to three days off from work and returning looking like I was on a diet for six weeks."