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Joke of the Day
"She said I was average. That's just mean."
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"Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest strength? Me: Definitely my insecurities. Very strong."
"Confucius say... Man who run in front of car get tired."
"Is Google a Boy or a Girl? A girl, because it tries to complete your sentences for you, and it *never ever* forgets what you said."
"A blonde hears a guy telling blond jokes... She says ""i'm blond, and that's very insulting."" Guy says, ""alright, I'll repeat it slowly."""
"Have you heard about the Occupy - Treasury movement? Finally, an occupy movement that makes cents."
"It might be time to diet when you ask Siri to call your "" boyfriend"" and she dial's up Domino's pizza"
"Until you show me in the corporate dress code where it says masks & capes aren't allowed, I must refuse to reveal my identity to the others."
"What do you do to get rid of an obese demon? You exorcise him."
"I wonder what part of the Constitution we'll all be fighting over today? I hope it's the preamble. That part's bullshit."