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Joke of the Day
"According to my family tree I'm the sap."
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"What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !"
"If I'm reading this correctly the Second Amendment allows me to shoot a bear, tear off his arms and keep them."
"Sarah Palin hasn't said anything idiotic yet this year. I hope she's okay."
"Way less people would sneeze in public if we replaced ""bless you"" with ""nice filthcloud."""
"What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard? Edward Snowed-in"
"Egg puns This eggcellent thread should have all the egg related yokes you can think of. Bring it on."
"What has a bottom on a top? A leg."
"Where does the military commander buy his groceries? the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY"
"How do you know Bono is selfish? He does a lot of Pro-Bono work."