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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told me a joke the other day he left me in stitches."
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"If you squint, Pitbull looks like a grown up Tommy Pickles from Rugrats."
"Did we ever figure out how... Suga Suga got so fly?"
"Why do lesbians only shop at REI? Because they don't like Dick's."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's not a full ese."
"Why was the plumber sad? He had a shitty job."
"A feminist is someone I could really get behind."
"Make a man a fire: he'll be warm for the night Set a man on fire: he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them."
"What do you call a fascist in an ironic t-shirt Adolf Hipster."