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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told me a joke the other day he left me in stitches."
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"PS3 messin around I need a picture of a 16 year old girl that is believable, not suspicious. Please don't ask why, I'm just a bit messed up in the brain"
"I tried to give a cute waitress my phone number by writing it on the credit card receipt but accidentally tipped her 5 billion dollaers???"
"What is the definition of ""derange""? De place where de cowboys ride!"
"Sometimes when you eat too much carrot, you turn orange and you run for presidency."
"Why are Eastern-Europeans so racist on average? They're waiting for one more dictator to treat them like animals before confirming that racism sucks."
"[diet journal] day 1: hungry day 2: hungry day 3: hungry day 4: ate neighbor"
"I finally found a girl who is like my mother in every way! I brought her home and wouldn't you know it... my dad doesn't like her"
"Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong."
"Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret."