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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard that Magnesium is dating Oxygen? OMg"
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"What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!"
"Now's a good time to change your facebook name to ""Nobody,"" so when you click like on ignorant statuses it says, ""Nobody likes this."""
"What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse? Brothel sprouts."
"Do you know the worst thing about sex? The part where you have to bury them afterwards."
"What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby? I don't use sugar in my signature cookies."
"Donald Trump is an inspiration to all new College graduates. He is in the final interview rounds of a job he has zero experience for."
"What is hairy and between your grandma's nipples? Her vagina"
"Life is like a box of chocolates. They're cheaper the day after Valentine's Day."
"What is a duck's favorite drug? Quack. Girlfriend came up with it. It was so bad it was good."