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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !"

"How can you always break even at the casino? Play the change machines."

"America is in labor now Soon we will know if it's a boy or a girl."

"i microwaved an apple to see what would happen but nothing happend and now i just have a really warm apple i don't know what i was expecting"

"Yesterday I wanted to connect a couple of watches together to build a belt to hold my pants But I figured it would be a waist of time."

"I would make a joke about Mexicans But they already are one...."

"Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert There once was a man named Barack Whose re-election came as a shock He raised taxes I pay And turned marriage gay And now he's coming after your Glock"

"Found this great joke in the latest serious Askreddit thread, thought you guys might like it [removed]"

"Did you hear about the actress that got stabbed last night? Reese... Reese something..."

"What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common? Sucker Punch."