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Joke of the Day

"My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Xbox."

"How you make MackleSmores 1 Chocolate bar 1 large marshmallow, cooked to your liking 2 one large Graham cracker broken in half Little bit of humble Little bit of cautious"

"Six and seven just had a child. Five says ""You lucky devil, you."""

"Did you hear about the new nightclub that opened called ""Erectile Dysfunction""? No? I'm not surprised; it was a complete flop. Nobody came."

"Stephen Harper's Campaign Against Trump ""Donald Trump: He's just too old"""

"I know this great knock knock joke.. But you have to start it. Go ahead."

"But my sandwich is so dry! ""Sorry sir, that's not what we do here at the Mayo Clinic."""

"What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth? GingINVITEus in!"

"Chuck Norris doesn't count his chicken before they hatch. He cracks them and eats them."

"""What's on the inside is what counts..."" My sister, while opening the fridge."