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Joke of the Day
"A Freudian slip is when you want to say one thing but end up fucking your mother."
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"Contrary to popular belief, tigers do not holler if you catch them by the toe. Also, could someone call an ambulance?"
"What did Rihanna say when asked why she was still with Chris Brown? She shrugged and said ""Beats me!"""
"TIL that the toothbrush was made in Arkansas. If it was made anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush."
"Hey girl, are you an empty refrigerator? Because you don't have to be running"
"Please don't tell me about your methods of increasing drag on your car It would be a spoiler alert"
"I feel like I could beat a polygraph test every time I tell someone that I'll make sure to return the Tupperware that the dish came in."
"What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween? Pump Kin"
"*fingers myself with giant foam Sharknado 2 finger"
"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess a snail makes?"